CRASHANOMICS

The Love Life of Joey Wheeler It was a fine summer morning, and Joey Wheeler was walking down a Domino City street (he may or may not have been singing doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo; I was not there so I can neither confirm or deny), on his way to the Kame Game Shop to visit his best friend, Yugi Mutou. All of a sudden, he met up with another friend of his, Tristan Taylor. "Joey," Tristan said seriously, "We need to talk." "Nyeh?" Joey said in that characteristic way of his. Tristan heaved a sigh. "I'm breaking up with you. I've been cheating on you with Duke." Joey's heart grew heavy with sadness, but then he remembered someone else: Mai